The Turtle Club is a disorganized group of people who have successfully answered three questions from a list of about twenty-five possible qualifying questions. The questions suggest a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. Once inducted, a member must reply to the question, "Are you a turtle?" with the answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am."

The origin of this group supposedly goes back to World War II fighter pilots as a way to amuse themselves while relaxing with a cool drink between missions.

Popular qualifying questions

1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?
2. What is long and tubular and filled with "See-men?"
3. What is a word heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?
5. What is both rounded and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang your hat on it?
6. What Does a dog do that a man steps into?
7. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?
8. What is a four letter word, ending with "K," that means intercourse?

The solutions are,

1. Shake hands.
2. A submarine.
3. Firetruck.
4. Legs.
5. His head.
6. Digs a hole.
7. Chewing Gum.
8. Talk.

External links

• Turtle Club information
• More about the club
• Turtle Club links
• Turtle Club page
• Turtle Club Riddles