Lords and Ladies is a fictional television series that appeared in the Max Payne video game series.

The television series is a satire of an Upstairs Downstairs-esque tale, set in medieval times. Dialogue consists of little more than the repeated lines of "My Lord" and "My Lady", the inflection of the pronunciation determining a number of different emotions depending on the onscreen situation.

Script

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The story is continued as episodes throughout the two games. The first game only includes one episode of Lords and Ladies.

Episode 1

Narrator: Previously, on "Lords and Ladies". Laurence: Lady Amelia, Arkey Valentine asks for an audience.

Lady: Thank you, Laurence.

Lord: My Lady! Lady: My Lord?

Narrator: And now, an all new episode of Lords and Ladies, brought to you in part by Aesir Corporation.

Music plays

Lord: My Lady...

Lady: My Lord?

Lord: My Lady, there is a matter of great importance I must bring to your attention.

Lady: My Lord, there is?

Lord: Indeed, my Lady, there is indeed. From the very first moment we met, upon that distant forest path, there's been sunlight in the autumn leaves, blazing like the colors of your hair.

Lady: Oh my Lord, you should not speak so.

Lord: But my Lady, I must, I must.

Lady: My Lord, no, I forbid you. This cannot be, this must not be.

Lord: But why, my love, why?

Lady: My Lord, it is too dreadful. Do not force me to speak the words.

Lord: My Lady, I beg of you, I must know. I would rather die than not know.

Lady: Yes, my Lord, we should both be dead, for the shame is too great for the living. My Lord... I am... My Lord, I am your long-lost sister.

Music plays

Fictional television | Max Payne