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- ''They ask me about things I just don't know. It was 2000 brain cells ago ..
- ''every night when we go drink, I don't care what people think
- And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz. to Freedom, so I'll take that walk.
A
- We're drinking till none of our livers are left...
- one summer evening drunk to hell I sat there nearly lifeless...
- ''We've lost our good old mama
- And must have whiskey, oh, you now why...
- Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself...
- ''you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me...
- "demon alcohol, sad memories I can recall..."
- We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday...
- ''We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice,
- ''And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
- "All The Tequila In Tijuana" by Kevin Fowler
- Goin down to Mexico and drinkin 'em dry...
- ''In the port of Amsterdam there's a sailor who drinks
- And he drinks and he drinks and he drinks once again...
- Alkohol ist ein Fallschirm und ein Rettungsboot...
- Here I sit at the fire.
Liquor's bitter flames warm my languid soul
Here I drink alone and remember. A graven life, the stain of her memory
In this cup, love's poison
For love is the poison of life
Tip the cup, feed the fire,
And forget about useless hope. . .
In this cup, spiritus frumenti
For this is the nectar of the spirit
Quench the thirst, drown the sorrow
And forget about cold yesterdays. . .
B
- He's drinking, carousing and living a life of sin...
- Tom Greene's whiskey put a good shine on the moon / They kept some underneath the counter in all the reputable saloons
- A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin
- ''If I get to where I'm passed out on the floor now baby, you won't bother me no more
- ''But if you're drinkin' then you know that you're my friend and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.
- I can kiss and hug it, but I'd rather chug it...
- ''I ain't ate a bite since the night
- ''That you said we're through
- Just bring me beer and kisses / We'll get high on love and foam
- "Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" by ZZ Top
- ''With my can of dinner
- ''Going 90 mile an hour toward that county line
- ''Quick sack, 12 pack, back again
- ''It's a B-double E-double are you in?
- ''Yeah life's too short, let's get to livin' it
- I would give you one of my beers... but I've only got 6!
- ''Life looks good, good, good...
- I am on a binge / Wish that things would change / Wish they'd rearrange / I'm on a binge.
- First I drank the whiskey
- Then I drank the gin
- I tried to make the toilet
- And I broke my fuckin shin
- ''Mouth is dry/ Face is numb..."
- ''Young man sitting in the old man's bar waiting for his turn to die..."
C
- ...will get you high tonight...
- ''I've a head like a concertina. I've a tongue like a button-stick.
- I've a mouth like an old potato, and I'm more than a little sick...
- ''And your beer bottle pocket
- ''Sad is the man who drinks with himself to forget the day that precedes
- ''Sad turns to happy, from happy to bitter, that bitter old man is me...
- ''Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
- ''Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
- "Cigarettes & Alcohol" by Oasis
- I was lookin' for some action, but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol...
- "Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild, Wild Women" by Jim Croce
- ''They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
- One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer . . .
- ''My head may go reeling
- I'm sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver.
- My daddy he made whiskey...
D
- ''The alcohol the demerol these things never could replace
- ''What a minute with you could do to put a smile on my face/
- ''Phenobarbitol and alcohol these two surely will do
- ''To knock me out keep me down at least a day or two
- My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
- ''I didn't always hit the gin,
- There were times when I fit in
- "Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)" by Loretta Lynn
- ''Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
- ''The drink you drown your troubles in is the trouble you're now in
- "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" by Mickey Gilley
- ''Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
- ''The way a man's opinion changes
- ''When he starts to face that lonely night.
- You're a lush, that's what you are!
- Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand...
- ''I want to
- ''Drink more beer
- ''Until I
- Puuuuke
- ''it's only when them start drunk them have a next side
- come like when you watch man Jekyll and Hyde...
- ''Drink till i'm dreamin' a thousand miles out of my mind...
- ''The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
- ''The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
- ''I'm just sittin here thinkin', sittin' here drinkin' bout you...
- ''It loosens your tongue but it never tells the truth...
- Sittin' on a bar stool actin' like a darn fool That's what I'm a doin' today...
- To keep from thinkin things...
- Pass that bottle to me!
- "Drinking Alone on my 21st Birthday" by Sunshine Policy)
- "Drinking Beers with Mom" by Lach
- "Drinking and Driving" by Black Flag
- "Drinking is Our Way of Life" by The Casualties
- "Drinking on the Job" by The Rainmakers
- The bricklayer got plastered, the mechanic got tanked...
- I kissed a drunk girl I kissed a drunk girl yes i did kissed a drunk girl on the lips...''
- ''Some threw roses at your feet
- ''And watch you pass out on the street...
- I'm a drunken hearted man, my life seem so misery...
E
- This song features two different references to drinking:
- Just take the wine and shout
- I'll stand here at the bar, I'll hold an empty glass
- Empty glasses, there's just ice cubes. Where's the waitress? Where's my other shoe?
F
- ''So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on an old family tradition
- ''Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away...
G
- Cover of the Snoop classic
- Stay away from me cause I'm in my gin...
- You can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down...
- ''Like I explained to y'all before, I ain't no drinkin' man,
- ''But temptation got the best of me and I took a slash.
- A is for Absolut, Beer comes from brewers, C is for Cognac and D stands for Dewars
"Good Ale" by
Peter Warlock
- ''I want to thank you Lord
- ''For givin' me all of them
- ''To get me by
- Excuse me please, one more drink..'Cause I don't need to think
H
- I swear I'll never drink again - again...
- Forget about the pretty girl, a Saranac will do just fine...
- You mix up a good concoction, the coca-cola's just for color, buddy you're not fooling anyone...
- How does it feel to have your own bottle of booze behind the bar...
- ''Him in his sombrero, her in her purty pink jammies...
- I am just a boy who can't say no
- Things are so much clearer in a haze
- Even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now
- I'll take a great big whiskey to you anyway
- ''Draw one, two, three more glasses of beer...
- Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times
- I've been drunk for a (week/month),
- I've been drunk since I left.
- ... I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest.
- ... Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats.
- ... The spirits we drank have left ghosts in the room.
- ''... She teases and flirts as the pubs all close down,
- then walks us on home and denies us a round.
"However Much I Booze" by The Who
- Have to drench myself in brandy
- In sleep I'll hide
- But however much I booze
- There ain't no way out...
- "The Hymn For The Alcohol" by Hefner
- It is just wishful thinking that all this hard drinking might lure you back
I
- Just me and good buddy Wiser, that's all I ever need...
- ''I get no kick from champagne
- ''Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...
- ''But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
- So I guess we'd better have another round...
- ''It's my kind of place. Just walkin' through the front door puts a big smile on my face...
- You ask me why I'm drunk all the time, it levels my head and eases my mind...
- ''Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think...
- ''Call all the rich and the poor, the peace keepers and the warlords
- ''We'll cut some deals over nothing more than a shot of 90 proof
- "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home" by David Frizzell
- I came crawling home last night, like many nights before...
- "In Heaven There Is No Beer" (translation/adaption of German Boehemian polka "Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier"
- ''In heaven there is no beer,
- ''That's why we drink it here...
- ''Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!!!
- ''Pour me something tall and strong
- ''Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
- ''It's only half past 12, but I don't care
- ''It's 5 o'clock, somewhere...
- ''The drink I had three hours ago
- has been joined by 14 others in a steady flow...
J
- ''Ten thousand old bottles I killed in my time...
- I fell to the floor and I couldn't get up
- after drinkin' a quart of that Johnny Jump-Up.
- "His father was a drinker..."
- "Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
- ''Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
- ''Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?
K
- ''When I get lost in the liquor
- ''You're the only one I find
L
- "Last of the Big Time Drinkers" by Stereophonics
- I take pride in my work, I'm the last of the big time drinkers...
- Hey, Baby, let's get fucked up ...
- They're singing "whisky, whisky" so good they named it twice
- I drink much more than I want to drink...
- ''Little Hula girls on the shot glass.
- ''All we need's a little salt and lime.
- let go of my hand...
- A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here
- it makes your words more flowery...
M
- ''I remember shots without a chaser
- ''Left you in a bar to try to stay face
- ''One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
- ''Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
- Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
- ''But there's booze in the blender
- ''And soon it will render
- ''That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
- I'm drunk now, baby, but I've got to be...
- Found a case of Lowey (Lowenbrau). Gee what a score.
- Drank 'em all in seconds. Ya got any more?
- Just how wasted can I get today?
- "Mexican Cousin" by Phish
- Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend...
- ''And I take my shots strait out of the jug
- ''and I like to get pure drunk in that Mississippi mud...'
- And if whiskey don't kill me, then I don't know what will...
- It's my bottle, my whiskey, if I want I'll drink it all
N
- ''We got it all in here...
- ''Lately I've been drinking at the New House of the Pope.
- The 9:30 pint for whomever wanders in / It's not for me to wonder or ask where they might've been
- I'm on the nightrain
- Bottoms up
- I'm on the nightrain
- Fill my cup
- I'm on the nightrain
- Ready to crash and burn
- I never learn
- "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer On The Wall" (traditional)
- ''Take one down, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
- ''Every demon, every ghost from your past
- ''And every memory you've held back follows you home...
O
- "O'Reilly at the Bar" by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks
- Whoever you are, you pushed me too far, now I'm gonna smash your face...
- Forty or Twenty-two, I'm with you ...
- Red from the night before the night before
- ''Hey mister bartender come here
- I want another drink and I want it now...
- and one more for the road...
- I'm feeling sober, even though I'm drinking
P
- ''Tonight I'm lookin for a party crowd
- ''Slammin' 'em back and laughing out loud
- Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
- Making love to his tonic and gin
- chase senoritas drink ourselves silly
- Twenty years of rot-gut whiskey done killed this poor man dead.
- ''Cause a row of fools on a row of stools
- ''Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey
- ''Bartender hit me one more time..."
- ''Take me out to paradise if only for tonight
- I can leave it all behind...
Q
- "Quart In Session" by NOFX
- It's funny how nothing seems much fun
- Anymore to me now that I quit the drink...
R
- Let me sit down here, drinking alone's a shame...
- ''Red red wine I love you right from the start
- ''Right from the start with all of my heart
- As long as it is red, oh, set 'em up until we're dead...
- We're goin to the Roadhouse gonna have a real, a good time..
- Drinkin' rum and Coca Cola
- Go down "Point Koo-mah-nah"
S
- Komm, wir singen übers Saufen, über Bier und Alkohol
- (Come on, let's sing about boozing, about beer and alcohol)
- Sing another drinking song, the honky tonk will do...
- ''Baby do I feel high, oh me, oh my,
- ''I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
- ''Now and then when she's tired of bein' let down by men...
- ''I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head...
- "Sitten' at a Bar" by Rehab
- ''You know mo I'll probably get ten years so just give me beers til they get here...
- ''I was born with a bottle in my mouth...SIX PACK!
- ''Just to relax and let the six-pack summer roll
- ''Wild Turkey's been chosen,
- ''its caramel nose can smell me,
- ''Arbourler, Jameson I love you,
- ''the single malts come burning.
- ''This midnight I will turn into a beer...
- ''One more tequila they were fallin' in love, one more is never enough...
- He's just a stereotype, he drinks his age in pints
- Been so long I forgot what it's like...
- Stoned and drunk, completely gone...
- "Straight Tequila" by Trini Triggs
- ''Pouring straight tequila over mixed emotions tonight...
- ''Then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore,
- ''To shoot that old memory down.
- ''I am going, I am going, where streams of whiskey are flowing
- ''When the world is too dark and I need the light inside of me I'll go into a bar and drink fifteen pints of beer
- ''Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
- ''Then it floods away tomorrows
- Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt...
T
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- ''But I'll find a bar And I'll have a few
- ''Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof
- ''And after round seven or was it eight
- ''I bought a round for the whole damn place
- ''Con Tequila when the doors are opened
- ''And con Tequila when they're calling time
- ''She might come home in a tablecloth
- ''Tequila makes her clothes fall off
- ''Take another shot of courage...
- The Trees Get Wheeled Away - Bright Eyes
- "Tiny Bubbles" by Don Ho
- "The Barley Mow" - this is a drinking game song traditionally sung by a group of people with each verse getting longer and longer. The idea is to sing the entire verse without taking a breath. If you have to take a breath, you have to take a drink.
- "The Bottle Let Me Down" Merle Haggard
- ''I've always had a bottle I could turn to
- ''And lately I've been turning everyday...
- ... and we'd drink, two gnarly dudes and some records...
- ''... and we'd drink, ever notice how drinking's like war?
- ''Cup 'o troops o'er the gums,
- ''Till the end of our health, I campaigned against myself,
- Armed with bourbons and scotches and rums...
- ''... but I was so hammered, I sputtered and stammered,
- ''Told him he couldn't just die.
- ''He was a rock, went straight for his own Armageddon,
- ''Face froze in a grin, ambulance flyin' in,
- ''I never drank again...
- ''Can't really call that a loss or a win.
- ''As the band played on, as the helicopters whirred,
- ''Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn,
- My senses finally blurred.
- She takes a drink, and then she waits; the alcohol, it permeates
- and soon the cells give way and cancels out the day...
- "The Lord Knows I'm Drinkin'" by Tom T. Hall
- "The Old Dun Cow" traditional, many artists
- Down to the cellar, if the fire's not there
- we'll have a grand old spree
- "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)" by Tom Waits
- And he's embarrassing me...
- ''There was a time I could drink my cares away
- ''And drown out all of the heartaches that hurt me night and day
- ''I've got the worst hangover ever
- ''I'm crawling to the bathroom again
- ''It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again
- ''There stands the glass that will sure ease my mind
- ''And will put you behind. It's my first one today.
- ''I'm gonna keep drinkin' until I'm petrified.
- Thirsty and miserable. You drop to the floor.
- You drink 'till you can't even see anymore ...
- And it's a common misconception
- But true without exception
- These nights of booze catch up with you's
- And that is an actual fact...
- ''Bartender, pour the wine 'cause the hurtin's all mine
- ''He drinks a whisky drink; he drinks a vodka drink...
- kunhan vain saamme juodaksemme
- ''(translation, not direct) as long as we get to drink our beer
- We've got nothing better to do
- ''than watch TV and have a couple of brews ...'
- ''So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand
- ''Let's set sail with Captin Morgan and never leave dry land
U
- ''Give me a bottle of your very best,
- ''Cause I've got a problem I'm gonna drink off my chest.
- "Under the Big Black Sun" by X
- ''Smoke in one hand looking for a drink, drink in the other hand..."
- ''Worked all day gonna go out get a pint tonight ..."
V
W
- "Wasn't That A Party" by Scooter Lee
- ''Could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
- ''Could've been the 3-4 six packs, I don't know
- ''But look at the mess I'm in
- ''Did I drink too much? Could I disappear?
- ''And there's nothing that's left but wasted years
- ''Help yourself to some but obey the law
- ''If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl...
- ''But tonight I am drinking, all peaceful and warm...
- "What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me) by Jerry Lee Lewis
- ''She says love and happiness just can't live behind those swinging doors
- ''Do you have a little coke and ice
- ''So I can knock them both back
- Don't do anything mellow after whiskey...
- '' Now if you catch me sober please make me drunk again...
- "Whiskey And Wine" by 311
- ''Whiskey and wine, killing me a shot at a time...
- ''Well show me, the way to the next Whiskey bar...
- ''cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
- ''She's got bottles in the kitchen. Even got them in my bed.
- ''Most times I see her now she's three parts out of her head...
- ''She ain't in to wine and roses
- ''Beer just makes her turn up her nose...
- ''I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good...
- ''She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger...
- He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine...
- ''Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
- "Women, whiskey and miles of travellin' is all I understand."
- ''Whiskey, you're a friend of mine. You can blow away my mind...
- ''All those nights of drinking finally got me thinking
- "Whisky You're the Devil" (Traditional)
- ''Oh, whisky you're the devil, you're leading me astray, over hills and mountains and to Americae...
- ''I took one sip and right away I knew as my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
- ''lightning started flashin'... thunder started crashing... oooooooo "WHITE LIGHTNING"
- ''And make a toast to peace and harmony?
- "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?" by Jimmy Buffett
- "Wide-eyed And Legless" by Andy Fairweather-Lowe
- I've gone and done it again...
- ''And once upon a time you turned the water into wine
- ''Now on my knees I'm turning to you father
- ''Could you help me turn the wine back into water
- Wine me up turn me on and watch me cry for you...
X
Y
- ''First, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
- ''Then beer from a bottle
- "Yes, I Guess They Outa Name A Drink After You" by John Prine
- ''Sometimes I feel like an awful fool
- ''Spendin' my life on an old bar stool
- ''I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
- ''Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
- ''I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
- "You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk" by Pet Shop Boys
See also
List of lists of songs
Lists of songs about a topic | Drinking songs | Alcohol-related lists