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George Burns, born Nathan Birnbaum (January 20 1896 – March 9 1996), was an American comedian and actor, arguably the greatest straight man of 20th-century American comedy.
His career spanned vaudeville, film, radio, and television, with and without his equally legendary wife, Gracie Allen. His arched eyebrow (as effective at drawing laughs as best friend Jack Benny's exasperated pregnant pause) and cigar smoke punctuation (he used it as a pregnant pause prop, even though cigar smoking was as second-nature to him as to Groucho Marx) became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century. But even more remarkable was his resurrection at an age when most men are either retired or deceased. Beginning at age 79, and ending with his passing at age 100, George Burns was better known than he was at any other time in his life and career.
When he landed a job as a syrup maker in a local candy shop at age seven, Nattie Birnbaum was discovered, as he recalled many years later:
Burns quit school in the fourth grade to go into show business full-time. Like many performers of his generation, he tried practically anything he could think of doing to entertain, from trick roller skating, teaching dance, singing, and adagio dancing in small-time vaudeville. During these years, he began smoking cigars--they became comic props as well as a real part of his way of life--and adopted the stage name by which he would be known for the rest of his life.
He normally partnered with a girl, sometimes in an adagio dance routine, sometimes comic patter. Though he had an apparent flair for comedy, he never quite clicked with any of his partners, until he met a young Irish Catholic lady in 1923. "And all of a sudden," he said famously (and repeatedly--never failing to get a laugh from it, either), in later years, "the audience realised I had a talent. They were right. I did have a talent — and I was married to her for 38 years."
She met George Burns and the two immediately launched a new partnership---but they did not click until Burns cannily flipped the act around: after a Hoboken, New Jersey performance in which they tested the new style for the first time, Burns's hunch proved right. Gracie was the better laugh-getter, especially with the "illogical logic" that informed her responses to Burns's prompting comments or questions.
Allen's half of the act was known generally as a "Dumb Dora" act, named after a very early film of the same name that featured a scatterbrained female protagonist, but her "illogical logic" style was several cuts above the Dumb Dora stereotype, as was Burns's understated straight man. The twosome worked the new style tirelessly on the road, building a following, and finally playing the vaudevillian's dream: the Palace in New York. With success came love: They not only never again even thought of Gracie playing the straight woman and George going for the punch lines, they fell in love along the way and married in Cleveland, Ohio on January 7 1926– somewhat daring for those times, considering Burns's Jewishness and Allen's Irish Catholic upbringing. (For her part, Allen also endeared herself to her in-laws by adopting his mother's favourite phrase, used whenever the older woman needed to bring her son back down to earth: "Nattie, you're a nice boy," using a diminutive of his given name. When Burns's mother died, Allen comforted her grief-stricken husband with the same phrase.)
Burns and Allen were indirectly responsible for the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby "Road" pictures. In 1938, William LeBaron, producer and managing director at Paramount, had a script prepared by Don Hartman and Frank Butler. It was to star Burns and Allen with a young crooner named Bing Crosby. The story did not seem to fit George and Gracie, so LeBaron ordered Hartman and Butler to rewrite their script to fit two male co-stars—Hope and Crosby. The script was titled Road to Singapore and it made motion-picture history.
Burns and Allen were always praised as having one of the happiest marriages in show business, which was true enough; friends said that they were to marriage what Rogers and Hammerstein were to music: style, dignity, and class all the way. But Burns eventually admitted that even their marriage suffered at least one stressful enough period that he did the unthinkable, after the stress climaxed in an argument over a pricey table centerpiece Gracie coveted: he had a very brief affair with a Las Vegas showgirl. To the day he died he considered it the biggest regret of his life — and considered himself fortunate to have his wife's forgiveness. Typically, Burns discovered in an offhand way that his wife knew what he had done: he overheard what would have sounded anywhere else like a classic Gracie Allen punch line. He overheard Gracie shopping with a friend and saying, "You know, I really wish George would cheat on me again. I could use a new centerpiece."
Whether or not she got the new centerpiece, she never had to worry about her husband straying again.
In time, though, Burns and Allen found their own show and radio audience, first airing on February 15 1932 and concentrating on their classic stage routines plus sketch comedy in which the Burns and Allen style was woven into different little scenes, not unlike the short films they made in Hollywood. They were also good for a clever publicity stunt, none more so than the hunt for Gracie's missing brother--a hunt that included Gracie turning up on other radio shows searching for him as well. They also cooked up a clever stunt involving Gracie's fictitious run for the U.S. presidency ("Everybody knows a woman is much better than a man at introducing bills into the house," was a typical Gracie "campaign" crack)--clever enough that Allen actually got votes in the November 1940 election!
Portrayed at first as younger singles, with Allen the object of both Burns's and announcer Bill Goodwin's affections, in time the show was adapted to present them as the married couple they actually were, this by 1940 in a bid to rejuvenate slipping ratings: the audience was simply too familiar with their solid married life to continue portraying them as singles. For a short time, Burns and Allen had a rather distinguished and popular musical director: swing era titan Artie Shaw, who also appeared as a character in some of the show's sketches.
Burns and his fellow writers thus redeveloped the show as a situation comedy, focusing on the couple's married life and life among various friends and neighbours, until the characters of Harry and Blanche Morton entered the picture to stay. Like The Jack Benny Program, the new George Burns & Gracie Allen Show portrayed George and Gracie as entertainers with their own weekly radio show. Goodwin remained, his character as 'girl-crazy' as ever, and the music was now handled by Meredith Willson (later to be better known for composing the play The Music Man). Willson also played himself on the show as a naive, friendly, girl-shy fellow. The new format's success made it one of the few classic radio comedies to completely re-invent itself and regain major fame.
They also took the show to CBS in 1948, after having spent their entire radio career to date on NBC. They moved at the beckon of good friend Jack Benny, who had been courted by CBS when he hit a negotiating impasse with NBC over the corporation he set up to package his show, the better to put more of his earnings on a capital-gains basis and avoid the punishing 80 percent taxes slapped on very high earners in the World War II era. When CBS czar William S. Paley convinced Benny to move to CBS (Paley, among other things, impressed Benny with his attitude that the performers make the network, not the other way around as NBC chief David Sarnoff reputedly believed), Benny in turn convinced several NBC stars to join him, including Burns and Allen. And thus did CBS reap the benefits when Burns and Allen moved to television in 1950.
Burns and Allen also took a cue from Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's Desilu Productions and formed a company of their own, McCadden Corporation (named after the street on which Burns's brother lived), headquartered on the General Service Studio lot in the heart of Hollywood and set up to film television shows and commercials. Besides their own hit show, the couple's company produced such television series as The Bob Cummings Show (also known as Love That Bob); The People's Choice, starring Jackie Cooper; Mona McClusky, starring Juliet Prowse; and Mister Ed, starring Alan Young and a talented "talking" horse.
But then he made one of the biggest mistakes of his career: he continued the show without her. The full cast returned for The George Burns Show, and it was only too obvious what was missing. Trying to do Burns and Allen without Allen was simply too much to expect when even newcomers to the show could pinpoint exactly where the classic Gracie-isms were supposed to drop, and the show expired after a year.
Burns had one more television inning to play, a promising situation comedy he created (and co-starred in) with Connie Stevens, Wendy & Me, in which he served primarily as the narrator, and secondarily as the advisor to Stevens's Gracie-like character. This time, though the show may not have survived as long as his old one did, it was George who had to withdraw because of Gracie's health.
Then, in 1974, Jack Benny signed to play one of the lead roles in the film version of Neil Simon's The Sunshine Boys. Benny's health had begun to fail, however, and he advised his manager Irving Fein to let longtime friend Burns fill in for him on a series of nightclub dates to which Benny had committed around the U.S. "The Sunshine Boys is going to keep me busy for six months," Benny told Fein, "so why don't you give the work to George?"
Burns did it because he enjoyed his work (he certainly did not need the money) and liked to keep busy. To Burns, retirement meant shriveling up and dying; perhaps he was haunted, too, by how Gracie had been through exactly that, no matter how much she sought retirement for the sake of her health. As he recalled years later:
But Benny wasn't even able to work on The Sunshine Boys; he'd been diagnosed at last with pancreatic cancer and died soon thereafter, on Dec. 26, 1974. Burns replaced his best friend in the film as well as the club tour. And it turned out to be the second biggest break of his career: his performance as faded vaudevillian Al Lewis earned him an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor and secured his career resurgence for good. Until Jessica Tandy nailed an Oscar for Driving Miss Daisy many years later, George Burns was the oldest Oscar winner in the history of the Academy Awards.
Even winning the Oscar could not take away the terrible grief Burns felt upon the death of Jack Benny. Benny's daughter Joan spoke of how the two men adored each other. One of Burns' children even said "I always hoped my dad would die before Jack did." Burns said that the only time he ever wept in his life other than Gracie's death was when Benny died. He was chosen to give one of the eulogies at the funeral and said "Jack was someone special to all of you but he was so special to me...I cannot imagine my life without Jack Benny and I will miss him so very much." Burns then broke down and had to be helped to his seat. People who knew George said that he never could really come to terms with his beloved friend's death.
Oh, God! inspired two sequels Oh, God! Book Two (in which the Almighty this time engages a wise-beyond-her-years schoolgirl to spread the word) and Oh, God! You Devil — in the second of those, Burns played a dual role as droll God and the even more droll Devil, with the soul of a would-be songwriter at stake. With any other actor playing God, the two films would probably have died an instant death. So iconic had Burns become that almost anything he did received at least one cycle of viewing... almost. Not even Burns could have rescued Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, the ill-advised film (the Bee Gees, Peter Frampton, and Earth, Wind & Fire also featured in the film) based on the Beatles' album of the same name. Burns's offhand description (in The Third Time Around) of Earth, Wind & Fire as "sounding like the weather report" was probably better (and certainly funnier) than the film was.
Burns continued to work well into his nineties, writing a number of books and appearing in films and television. Perhaps the best remembered of those was 18 Again, based on a half-novelty, country music based hit single he enjoyed, "I Wish I Was 18 Again." ("Why shouldn't I be a country singer?" he deadpanned, typically. "I'm older than most countries.") In this film, he played a self-made millionaire industrialist who switched bodies with his awkward, artistic, eighteen-year-old grandson (played by Charlie Schlatter) after the Rolls Royce they are riding in crashes into a storefront, leaving the grandfather (in theory) in a coma and on life support. (Classically, Burns delivered one of his typical droll observations, when he realises he and his grandson have switched bodies: "Oh, David, did you get the short end of this deal!")
But his heart still belonged to Gracie, all those years after her death. He never remarried; indeed, except for consenting once to perform one with Bernadette Peters, he never performed a Burns and Allen-style routine again. Millions believed him when They Still Love Me In Altoona disclosed that he found it impossible to sleep until he decided one night to sleep in Gracie's bed (she'd had a separate bed during her illness) and never looked back. He also visited her grave at least once a month, professing to talk to her about whatever he was doing at the time — including, he said, trying to decide whether he really should accept the Sunshine Boys role Jack Benny had had to abandon because of his own failing health.
In time, however, the likelihood that Burns would live to see his 100th birthday became a running gag in his (and plenty of other admiring comedians') stage work, but he was (no pun intended) dead serious about living that long — he even booked himself to play the London Palladium as a 100th birthday celebration. But he suffered a serious injury in a 1994 fall, and only then did his own health decline in earnest. He did live to 100; his birthday in 1996 was a national holiday in everything but name, but Burns was no longer in condition to get around much, never mind perform. Forty-nine days after that milestone birthday, George Burns died.
Whether or not any comic cracked in tribute, "Now God can retire... his logical successor has arrived," is lost to history.
As much as he looked forward to reaching age 100, Burns also liked to say he looked forward to death: he believed to the day he died that he would be with Gracie again in heaven. For millions of listeners and viewers over several generations, the comedy of George Burns with and without Gracie Allen was its own slice of heaven. Enough remains available in very large quantity — many of their classic radio shows on compact disc; their legendary short sketch films in periodic showings on the Turner Classic Movies cable network; videos of their television show — that this world can have them as long as they'll have each other.
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